weedmuke:

life goals tbh

cravindacalum:

stonedcashton:

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SOCCER CALUM IS SO HOT

when the interviewer brings up fan fiction

slaythedayaway:

Calum:

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Michael:

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Ashton:

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Luke:

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each are self explanatory

Me

Anonymous: California is a shit ass state it's not special in anyway. There are some small ass boring towns here, with nothing. Also there isn't a beach next to me, I don't have a dumb surf border bf and I don't wear bikinis and shorts everyday. And California is ghetto af'. WE GET ROBBED AND SHIT MY GRANDMA GOT ROBBED A WEEK AGO AND I WAS SLEEPING ON THE COUCH I ALMOST DIED AND SHIT. WATCH OUT IF U COME TO CALI, IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DRESSED IN BLACK RUN RUNRUN!!!! RUN FAST FAST I SAY FAST LIKE A TRACK STAR.

heartbreakluke:

OMFG this is the best thing I’ve ever read! My moms uncle lives near Santa Monica and he hates it there but he’s lived there forever so he refuses to move and whenever he visits he always has these wild stories about his friends who get robbed and stuff and it’s just insane and it’s not like all his friends love near the shore where it’s really heavily populated, he has this one friend mike who’s had his house broken into like four times and he lives more towards the north it’s crazy

SEND ME USA STEREOTYPES

clxfford-cake:

I don’t even understand why band merch is so fricking fracking expensive. Like I’ve already sold you my sOUL AND MY SOCIAL LIFE AND MY EMOTIONAL STABILITY. I’VE DEDICATED MOST OF MY WAKING HOURS TO YOU WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

5sostrum:

mum: go to sleep

me:

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itscalumfood:

5SOS are my spirit animals
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butttom:

when the lwwy music video came out we were all too turnt i killed 3 people 

nialofficial:

brilliam
phenominall
amazayn
extraordinharry
fabulouis

2011

me: so u like 1d?
them: ya
me: o rlly? what hospital room was niall born in?
them: wtf idk
me: fake ass bitch

ufniall:

"5 seconds till One Direction…"
“4….3….2….1…”
*blackout*


WERE LIKE NA NA NA

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