each are self explanatory
OMFG this is the best thing I’ve ever read! My moms uncle lives near Santa Monica and he hates it there but he’s lived there forever so he refuses to move and whenever he visits he always has these wild stories about his friends who get robbed and stuff and it’s just insane and it’s not like all his friends love near the shore where it’s really heavily populated, he has this one friend mike who’s had his house broken into like four times and he lives more towards the north it’s crazy
SEND ME USA STEREOTYPES
I don’t even understand why band merch is so fricking fracking expensive. Like I’ve already sold you my sOUL AND MY SOCIAL LIFE AND MY EMOTIONAL STABILITY. I’VE DEDICATED MOST OF MY WAKING HOURS TO YOU WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
when the lwwy music video came out we were all too turnt i killed 3 people
"5 seconds till One Direction…"
WERE LIKE NA NA NA